Have you ever wondered whether the person sitting at the terminal next to you might not
actually be a Cthulhoid godling in disguise? Have you ever puzzled about the fact that
small children seem to mysteriously vanish when they're in their presence? That
occasionally you have the feeling that they're watching you. Hungrily. Or pondered on
why they need those extra eyes on stalks, or the tentacles, or the claws, the teeth, and
the fiery breath (even when they *haven't* been eating Thai food)? Well, with this
simple test you can find out once and for all:
IS YOUR NEIGHBOUR REALLY NYARLATHOTEP IN DISGUISE?
IS THAT CTHULHU SITTING
BEHIND YOU OR JUST YOUR CAT?
WHY HAS YOUR DOG SUDDENLY ACQUIRED RED GLOWING
EYES AND A TONGUE WHICH WOULD MAKE A KOMODO DRAGON GASP IN DISBELIEF?
WAS THE
HIGHWAY UNDERPASS REALLY DUG BY THE LOCAL COUNCIL, OR IS THERE A CHTHONIAN ON THE
LOCAL BOARD OF ENGINEERS?
To find out, start here:
Can you see the person at the terminal next to you?
Yes
Somtimes
No