Gothic Conversation

Well...not much really...remember these are people who take Anne Rice seriously. Talk mostly centers around vampires, death, dying, Bauhaus, local cemetries and themselves.

They would like people to think that they are the living reincarnations of Erzsebet Bathroy or Lord Byron even though they look more like count Chocula or Lydia from Beetleguice.

the only "literature" that they are even remotely interested in are trashy campire novels and the sandman comic ("Sandman! Is Death in it?").

If not talking about death or taking pictures of one another in cemetries, the Goths are usually playing out thier vampiric fantasies at one of their many run down clubs about town. ("What do you mean.Play? I am princess Tabitha of Clan Venture! Fear Me, Mortal!").
Actually all of the above is a lie you're much more likely to hear a goth say somethign along the lines of:

• "mine's a snakebite and black"
• "christ my eye's turn that light off"
• one of the infamous gothic pickup lines
• unless they're breaking up with you in which case listen for one of the infamous gothic break up lines