Mopey Perky Stompy Cyber Fogey
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| No-one else comprehends the soul-crushing state of misery in which you exist. Your only comfort is in knowing that all these goffs who think they're happy are just fooling themselves. |
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You haven't seen the Sisters since 1991 but you have seen Manuskript
300 times. You wear a permanent grin (except when your glass is
empty) and never have trouble creating a space on the dance floor. |
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You wore a black armband over your celtic armband tattoo when
NMA first split up. Your entire worldly
possessions could fit into a kitbag and next week you're
off camping around Ireland. |
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}SET UNIT TYPE "RAVER" : < ACCESS > PRIMARY AUXILIARY ENERGY SOURCE: SET OBJECTIVE "HARDCORE" / & / "TART" : ENGAGE { |
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Been there, seen that, bought the t-shirt, I remember the days...
You despair at Marilyn Manson and are still agonising over whether
to replace your vinyl collection with CDs. |
