To the tune of "The Derby Tup"
As I was going to Whitby
the skies were grey and black.
It was that time of year again
My god! - The goths are back
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Some goths were tall and slender
some goths were short and fat
some were swish and elegant
Bizarrely all in black !?
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The autumn goths wore velvet
except the kilted celts.
The summer goths wore silk and lace
and very little else.
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Some goths were getting rat arsed
some goths were getting high
'I wanna be a goth, mum!'
I heard the young ones cry
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And all the goths in Whitby
were gathered in the pubs
the cybergoths, the masochists
the doms there with their subs
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The basis for this madness
was down to Top mum, Jo
what on earth possessed her
I guess we'll never know
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So now the weekends over.
There's nothing more to say.
We've taken speed, drunk vodka
now we'll stagger on our way
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