Do you take this woman? I said, yes I do I love her like crazy & I think she loves me too But we'll do without the family if it's all the same to you happy ever after Your mother is a flake, my father's full of shite Your sister says you married me in white just for spite Well a party's not a party till it ends up in a fight happy ever after And there was my lot and your lot and us two in between This is the last time I get married (please God) This is the last time I get married My brother's never short of a substance to abuse Rum & glue & Thunderbird & wizz & Special Brew Any minute now he'll show us ALL of his tattoos happy ever after Nephews are obnoxious, nieces are too tall A dozen drunken uncles are pissing up the wall Grandad is grinning but there's no one home at all happy ever after For richer, for poorer, for better or for worse Now we are married, a blessing or a curse Kiss me & don't forget What you see is what you get And the best man is the worst man, the best man is a beast Underneath the table with the sister of the priest The way he's going at it she is probably deceased happy ever after Granny's on the brandy, getting bleary-eyed Guys I went to school with want to see me outside Someone's pulled the bridesmaid. Anyone seen the bride? happy ever after
