Oh great Slaanesh

To the tune of "Oh Susanna"

I practice chaos majick with
a familiar on my knee.
I'm going to summon wraiths and
sprites to work for me.

With mystic words I'll summon them,
then bind them to my will.
The bedroom door I'm keeping locked
my mother don't you tell.

Oh great Slaanesh, oh don't devour me,
I practice chaos majicks with a familiar on my knee.

I had a dream the other night
when everything was still
I thought I saw great Slaanesh
upon my window sill.

That's why the lights are staying on,
I'll sleep just fine by day.
Says I "I've got my teddy here
please Slaanesh stay away.
"

Oh great Slaanesh, oh don't devour me,
For I practice chaos majicks with a familiar on my knee.