Oh great Slaanesh
To the tune of "Oh Susanna"
I practice chaos majick with
a familiar on my knee.
I'm going to summon
wraiths and
sprites to work for me.
With mystic words I'll summon them,
then bind them to my will.
The
bedroom door I'm keeping locked
my mother don't you tell.
Oh great Slaanesh, oh don't devour me,
I practice chaos majicks with a
familiar on my knee.
I had a dream the other night
when everything was still
I thought I saw
great Slaanesh
upon my window sill.
That's why the lights are staying on,
I'll sleep just fine by day.
Says
I "I've got my teddy here
please Slaanesh stay
away."
Oh great Slaanesh, oh don't devour me,
For I practice chaos majicks with a
familiar on my knee.