Wild Bobs
- With apologies to Duran Duran:
Burnt out bobs are screaming on their way back to the phones
in help desk
works surrender to the lusers on the line
Help desk fallen far from
glory
reckless and so angry on the Internet you rail
because there's
modems sold to lusers, in a sore afraid new world.
They tried to phone us, looks like they'll try again.
Help desk never phone it
Help desk never chose this call
Help desk never
close your eyes
Help desk always shine
You got whining for a welcome and caffeine for your brain
and your telephone's
been ringing while you're searching for a job
Help desk wonder where is
safety
where are all your admins not the network has gone down
and
lusers call with problems over errors they won't tell
They tried to blame you looks like they'll phone again
Help desk never phone it
Help desk never chose their pay
Help desk never
trust the lusers
Help desk always shine
