Or they say you can have too much coffee
For some reason Bob[1] tends to drink a lot of caffiene products[2] and have some rather interesting ideas. Some claim that the two are related, other claimthe soloution is much simpler and that Bob merely has a warped twisted and cynical dysfunctional persoanlity[3], either way here are some random thoughts of Bob[4] that don't fit obviously else where but were too good to loose:
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[1] Bob is being used as a collective name for all members of Technical support
everywhere, sort of like a gestalt entity like the Borg
[2] Not all members of Bob drink caffiene products it is not a required part of
being Bob it is just common [5]
[3] A more interesting question is are Bob like this before exposure to lusers
[4] Are you getting the hang of this Bob business yet?
[5] A recent survey amongst Bob provs this[6]
[6] of course I can't back this up