Observations, comments and other quotables from A.T.S.R and the otherplace.
"If USENET is anarchy, IRC is a paranoid schizophrenic after 6 days on speed."
- Chris "Saundo" Saunderson
"I can smoke 4 packs of cigs, consume endless cans of Jolt, and scarf my weight in Ho-hos...all without ill effect.
I am Tech. We are your overlords.
- Nathan
"We are bob. You are unsupported"
- Bob
"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
- hillary gorman
"Windows has detected a gnat farting within a mile of your computer.
Press any key to reboot."
- Anon.
"The mouse has moved.
Your computer has to be reset before the new changes can take place.
Reboot computer now? [Y/N]"
- Anon.
"Lusers are like cement; smack 'em hard enough you'll make an impression."
- Holiday
"You should not see this error - strangle responsible developer"
- Chris King
"If you're seeing this message, [scandisk & defrag/debuild desktop & run SpeedDisk] and pray you don't have to reinstall everything... again."
- Sean OConnell