Despite providing clear and obvious guide lines as to suitable procedures for contacting bob and offering as much help as possible here are all the lusers who just couldn't follow those instructions but thought they'd bother us anyway with their worthless pathetic problems:
Fat bloke whose
trivial problem was:
It wont start
Siggi whose
trivial problem was:
Trying to get this form to work %3B%29
Burt Ward whose
trivial problem was:
The computer won't work
abandoned%23310376 whose
minor problem was:
My %60puter mocks me
Bob whose
minor problem was:
My computer doesnt work
df whose
minor problem was:
computer won't turn on
lars peter whose
trivial problem was:
im loonly
stupid whose
trivial problem was:
my computer is smoking
Desire whose
trivial problem was:
Too many
Bob whose
minor problem was:
it wont work
given whose
trivial problem was:
The internet is broken.
jim whose
minor problem was:
computer freezes from time to time
jo whose
minor problem was:
don't know
me whose
minor problem was:
it's broke
Goat Munger whose
trivial problem was:
It's screwed.
nobody whose
minor problem was:
I can't read
Willy whose
trivial problem was:
My computer won't conect to the internet
George W Bush whose
minor problem was:
No internet
John whose
trivial problem was:
It won't work
Pat Farin whose
minor problem was:
can not access a secure web site
Thomas Bentkowski whose
minor problem was:
three games came with my software%3A FRee Cell, MInesweeper, and hearts. MY free cell game has become very magnified and the game cannot be played. THe other two are fine. One of your technicians ran me thru a drill filling in certain spaces and the next day it was fixed. that was two days ago. Now it is back.
paul whose
minor problem was:
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francisco whose
minor problem was:
screen is black
Regina whose
minor problem was:
I cannot install 7.0 properly. Have tried 4 times, three from the web and 3 with different CDs. The computer accepts 7.0 but then it takes 20 minutes going through the three or four numbers to access it, and over and over again, and when finally - if in - in I cannot and I say, cannot go into the internet. Cannot use any web pages. My last case number was 84075918. I have spent hours over the last few months with different support people adding, deleting, checking all kinds of things. I want to use aol 7.0 with my windows 98, have a compaq presario 5630 computer, and cannot.
Regina whose
minor problem was:
I cannot install 7.0 properly. Have tried 4 times, three from the web and 3 with different CDs. The computer accepts 7.0 but then it takes 20 minutes going through the three or four numbers to access it, and over and over again, and when finally - if in - in I cannot and I say, cannot go into the internet. Cannot use any web pages. My last case number was 84075918. I have spent hours over the last few months with different support people adding, deleting, checking all kinds of things. I want to use aol 7.0 with my windows 98, have a compaq presario 5630 computer, and cannot.
viola whose
minor problem was:
Continue to have aol shut me down. Been going on for quite awhile now
Evelyn whose
minor problem was:
Internal program error
Nancy whose
minor problem was:
I just hit the wrong button before I was able to finish.
stupid whose
minor problem was:
downloading
Paul whose
trivial problem was:
I am bald.
June whose
minor problem was:
Aol link to %22live online help%22 not function
lynda whose
minor problem was:
cannot instant message
Joe whose
minor problem was:
aol does not recognise my name and password.
MARION J ROJAS whose
trivial problem was:
missing address book
john e carpenter whose
trivial problem was:
buddy list sometimes does not come up
bob whose
minor problem was:
won%27t start
Ryan whose
minor problem was:
My computer wont plug in.
Ryan whose
minor problem was:
My computer wont plug in.
stupid whose
minor problem was:
e
fgg whose
minor problem was:
xxcXZc
fgg whose
minor problem was:
xxcXZc
fgg whose
minor problem was:
xxcXZc
fgg whose
minor problem was:
xxcXZc
stupid whose
trivial problem was:
it doesn%27t work
Paul whose
trivial problem was:
it doesn%27t work
fred whose
trivial problem was:
FUBAR%27d
Paul whose
trivial problem was:
it doesn%27t work
ozgur whose
minor problem was:
my msn dont work
Bob whose
minor problem was:
No problem
d whose
minor problem was:
s
d whose
minor problem was:
s
d whose
minor problem was:
s
d whose
minor problem was:
s
d whose
minor problem was:
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d whose
minor problem was:
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d whose
minor problem was:
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d whose
minor problem was:
s
d whose
minor problem was:
s
d whose
trivial problem was:
s
d whose
trivial problem was:
s
d whose
trivial problem was:
s
William whose
minor problem was:
it%27s broken
Bob whose
minor problem was:
no lights