These are just some of the problems lusers have been hassling bob with:
aardvark had a
minor problem which they described as:
My computer is broken
or to be more accurate:
The foot pedal doesnt work
this happened whilst they where reading porn and despite
having read an understood the manuals they claim they can't fix it
because:
Im too busy
Fred had a
minor problem which they described as:
I'm braindead
or to be more accurate:
I woke up and it urt and now i fink its dead
this happened whilst they where playing a pirate version of manic miner and despite
having read an understood the manuals they claim they can't fix it
because:
cos my brains dead
Orac had a
minor problem which they described as:
I cant reach my keyboard
or to be more accurate:
I am to much of a shortarse to reach the desk so I cannot get to my keyboard
this happened whilst they where doing nothing and despite
having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't fix it
because:
Cause I am too insignificant
Sarah had a
minor problem which they described as:
It stopped working last night
or to be more accurate:
It was while I was watching the tv it just broke itself
this happened whilst they where doing
Watching tv
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
Cos I don't have the right tools to get the stray electrons out
Chris had a
minor problem which they described as:
wibble
or to be more accurate:
Ahh, ok wibble
this happened whilst they where doing
throwing bricks at it
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
I want to annoy you
Daniel had a
minor problem which they described as:
I have a hangover
or to be more accurate:
My head swirls and I want to vomit
this happened whilst they where doing
kicking it
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
Because that's your job
heheh had a
minor problem which they described as:
ytyjj
or to be more accurate:
uytmk,km
this happened whilst they where doing
ewrewr
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
rererwe
jo had a
minor problem which they described as:
don't know
or to be more accurate:
know don't
this happened whilst they where doing
peeing
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
dummy
Ron had a
minor problem which they described as:
The thingy isn't working
or to be more accurate:
When I push the thingy, nothing happens.
this happened whilst they where doing
Surfing for porn, of course.
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
Because it's more fun to bother Bob.
asdfasdf had a
minor problem which they described as:
Computer frozen
or to be more accurate:
Nothing is working
this happened whilst they where doing
l%3Bd
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
I%27m a moron
None had a
minor problem which they described as:
None
or to be more accurate:
see above
this happened whilst they where doing
Nothing
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
I%27m stupid
d had a
minor problem which they described as:
s
or to be more accurate:
this happened whilst they where doing
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
um
d had a
minor problem which they described as:
s
or to be more accurate:
q
this happened whilst they where doing
a
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
um
d had a
minor problem which they described as:
s
or to be more accurate:
q
this happened whilst they where doing
a
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
bpr917.06489576316
d had a
minor problem which they described as:
s
or to be more accurate:
bpr917.06489576316
this happened whilst they where doing
a
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
bpr917.06489576316
Reginold had a
minor problem which they described as:
My HTMLis broken
or to be more accurate:
It isn not fully XHTML strict compliant
this happened whilst they where doing
Nothing
and despite having read and understood the manuals they claim they can't
fix it because:
Because I suck
But thankfully there are a load of luser's who just weren't worth listening to.