After a debate on explaining the use of rodents to lusers via mechanisms of telephony, the spirit of Bob did fill brother Robert causing him to expound thusly
Nope. If it can be done with a mouse .. and it can be done with a keyboard .. and you
STILL can't do it .. you're a luser.
I don't care how, why, or with which
bodyparts lusers do what I tell them to do, as long as they just do it. I push
bonus-points for lusers who don't try to "change dis here li'l thing ah've been
meaning tuh git too fer months" while they do it.
brother Robert, also known as Bob, did then expound upon the 4 attitudes with which a bob may explain such matters to a luser:
Of course at festive seasons a different approach is required thankfully Tom Beliech was able to explain with further clarification from philo
"Thank you for calling ____________. Because of people like you, who can't hold off on whining about computer problems for ONE DAY, I have to work on this holiday while you sit around opening presents and stuffing your face full of candy and turkey, just like my freaking boss. I bet you can't imagine how much we appreciate that. Now that you know what a slimy scumbag you are for making someone have to do work on this holiday, how can I help you?"
ym "...Incidentally, once you give me your username, I'll have your account open with all your billing and mailing information, including credit card numbers and home address. I'm NOT in a *giving* mood. How can I help you?"
And thus enlightenment was spread to the denizens of ATSR