Calling the technical support line

It has been suggested (by Sten Drescher) that phoning tech support can be a lot like playing one of the old text based RPGs,like Zork or advent. So this Sten suggested was what a call to Technical support might be like.

- You are in a quandary. Exits are Read Help, RTFM or Call Support.
call support

- You hear a ringing sound, then a tinny chime that was perhaps once music (centuries of echoing within the chamber have rendered it barely recognisable).
- Time passes.
- Eventually a disembodied voice intones a welcome from the aether and the voice of a squalid Hobbit-like creature groans:
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"Hello, Support"
say hello

- Support says "hello"
give problem to support

- Support refuses, saying "we don't support it"
attack support

- Support draws a vial of yellow bile-like fluid from a pouch and drinks it. Suddenly he starts to grow into a menacing Narked Support. Narked Support says "I'm afraid that wont do any good"
attack support

- There is no effect
help

- Try using your equipment
inv

- You have:
- A bottle of clues (empty), a broken modem, a piece of string. Attack support with modem

- Narked Support says "That won't do any good, its broken"
use string

- Now you are being silly
use clues

- You don't have one of those
ask support for clues

- The Narked Support seems to shrink before your eyes. It seems he will help you.
- Support says "I can help, this clue I tell, I'll say it once, so listen well: You must take the Clenched Fist to the Modemwright."
say thank you

- Support bows, and disappears.


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