Computer acronyms

• PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
• ISDN - It Still Does Nothing
• APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
• SCSI - System Can't See It
• DOS - Defunct Operating System
• BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
• IBM - I Blame Microsoft
• DEC - Do Expect Cuts
• CD-ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
• OS/2 - Obsolete Soon, Too
• WWW - World Wide Wait
• MACINTOSH - Most Applications Crash; If Not, the Operating System Hangs
• PENTIUM - Produces Erroneous Numbers Thru Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
• COBOL - Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
• AMIGA - A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
• LISP - Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parentheses
• MIPS - Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
• WINDOWS - Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
• GIRO - Garbage In Rubbish Out
• MICROSOFT - Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
• RISC - Reduced Into Silly Code

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