Wild Bobs!

Apologies to Duran Duran

Burnt out bobs are screaming on thier way back to the phones
in helpdesk works's surrender to the lusers on the line
tech supt fallen far from glory
reckless and so angy on the internet you trail
because there's modems sold to lusers, in a sore afraid new world. they tried to phone us, looks like they'll try again.

tech supt never phone it
tech supt never chose this call
tech supt never close your eyes
tech supt always shine

You got whining for a welcome and caffiene for your brain
and your telephone been ringing wile you're searching for a job
tech supt wonder where is safety
where are all you admins now the network has gone down
and lusers call with problems over errors they won't tell
they tried to blame you looks like they'll phone again

tech supt never phone it
tech supt never chose thier pay
tech supt never trust the lusers
tech supt always shine


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