Contemplating the horrors of Christmas yet to come
Luser: "What do you mean I have to wait a day for the replacement bulb! I have kids that EXPECT Christmas lights... I'm sorry my cat ate the bulb but had I known that one bulb would knock the whole thing out..."
Luser: "Well I had a friend over here last night who knows a lot of about Christmas lights and he said..."
Luser: "Do I turn them off by pulling out one?? Flipping the light switch??? Or just unplugging them??"
Luser: "what do you mean I have to 'hang them on the tree'?"
Luser: "now tell me one more time... It's the two metal thingies that go into the wall right??"
Luser: "I strung these around the shower in the bathroom and my wife's dead now! I'm gonna sue your asses off!"
Luser: "Do these work on Easter, too?"
Luser: "I've got a spruce, but the box doesn't specify which trees it works with."
Luser: "They don't fit around my tree, can I use pliers to stretch them out?"
Luser: "Look, I make Christmas lights for a living, so just skip the bullshit and get your manager so he can tell me which end to plug in!"
Tech:"Did you plug them into an outlet?"
Luser:"Outlet?? I don't see an 'outlet' in my tree"
Tech:"I'm sorry sir we don't handle ornaments that fall off the tree... You see we
handle the lights not the ornaments. You see there are so many different types of ornaments out
there. You have to call the ornament people for stuff about how to hang them on your tree"
Luser:"But they both have to do with my tree. Why don't you know anything about
ornaments."
Tech:"Sir, are your lights plugged in?"
Luser:"Oh!! Duhh!"<slap>
Tech:"Which model of lights are you using?"
Luser:"Umm, it says 'Christmas' on the box .."
Tech: "No, sir, I wouldn't advise you use the lights to light your cigarette."
Tech: "Sir, we handle Christmas lights, not electrical bills, I'm afraid you'll have to contact Santa for that type of support."